This essay needs to be at least two hundred and fifty words long without lacking english content. One might ask, what does this mean exactly? Well it’s hard to say for sure but I think it means it needs to have two hundred and fifty words and contain at least middle school level vocabulary.

This can be directly tied in with the price of tea in China which is a direct relation of the humanitarian disasters of the state of aliens on Mars. Mars is having economic troubles currently because some one accidently tripped over the plug that gives power to the entire planet…. can we say, oooooops? It was not long before the power got plugged back in and the price of tea went back down in China which is exactly why communism and Nazism is bad…. we all hate pink elephants. Fortunate for us elephants are afraid of mice because mice are way weaker than them and could easily be trampled by the elephant, thus scaring the elephant to death for fear of accidentally stepping on the poor creature. Which brings me to my next point: why is Canada located north of the United States? No one knows for sure why Canada is located north of the United States but it seems to be in direct correllation of the price of tea in China. Tea seems to affect many things, it even played a huge role in the development of sugar cubes. The development of sugar cubes led to the requirement of papers having to contain at least two hundred and fifty words with some English vocabulary incorporated somewhere within them.